The Great Indoors (TV Series)

The Explorers' Club (2017)

Joel McHale: Jack

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Quotes 

• Jack : Oh, hey, Esther. How you doing?

  Esther : Ugh, I got in a fight last night. But on the upside, the tooth fairy came.

• Clark : Check it! Guess who raided the freebie closet? Ooh, Jack, you got nothing on this.

  Jack : Clark, you look like Harry Potter if he had a short film at Sundance. No, wait. "Where's Waldo?" after a three day bender with Kiefer Sutherland.

  Clark : [dryly]  Ha ha ha.

  Jack : You look like the worst pimp at the South Pole. You look like Super Mario if he was at a rave in Ibiza.

  Clark : Ha ha, so... so many accurate burns.

• Jack : It's time the indoor kids met more of Roland's generation. People that fought in battles that weren't lip-sync based. This club is full of real men.

  Roland : And one or two token women. There was a lawsuit in the '80s.

  Clark : This is gonna be so great!

  Jack : And they'll be so excited to meet Liberace's snowboard instructor.

• Brooke : I'm so worried about my dad. I mean, he built his reputation as an explorer on climbing Cerro Torre.

  Jack : Yeah, that story changed my life. Without it, I'd probably be some assistant manager at Jiffy Lube, having tons of sex.

• [Roland is depressed about having been suspended as a member from the Adventure Society] 

  Brooke : Oh, my god, dad. You look like... Jack, this is your wheelhouse.

  Jack : Yeah. You look like Winston Churchill had sex with Nick Nolte's mugshot.

• Mather : You're embarrassing yourself, Jack. You're defending a liar.

  Jack : Roland didn't lie. He was defending his friend's honor. Which is what I thought this club was about. You know, I used to brag about your generation's greatness. But even though these kids I work with are physically weak, lazy, immature, easily distracted, pale...

  Brooke : Jack.

  Jack : You broke my train of thought. I need to start over. Physically weak, pale...

  Brooke : Jack!

  Jack : Whatever. I would take their earnestness and loyalty over your pettiness any day of the week, Mather.