NCIS (TV Series)

Rendezvous (2017)

Pauley Perrette: Abby Sciuto

Quotes 

• Timothy McGee : Hey. What's, uh, going on?

  Abby Sciuto : Nothing that concerns you. You men are not invited to this baby shower.

  Timothy McGee : Um, I think Delilah's baby shower does concern me. And Delilah, as well. FYI, men do go to baby showers.

  Abby Sciuto : This is not the time to argue.

  Timothy McGee : I'm not.

  Abby Sciuto : Us girls have this totally covered, so you can just go relax.

  Timothy McGee : Okay.

  Ellie Bishop : [entering with an evidence box]  I just scored down in Evidence. And there are two more boxes of decorations down there. Mm-hmm. Tried to return them to the original owner, but they said to toss them, so...

  Abby Sciuto : You know I love recycling.

  Timothy McGee : Those are from a domestic dispute case. You remember that? The two cousins that, uh, argued over the baby's name shot each other.

  Alex Quinn : And this is why men aren't invited to baby showers.

  Nick Torres : And this is why I don't have kids.

• Ellie Bishop : You know, I can't imagine ever living out of a motorhome.

  Abby Sciuto : Ugh, really? I have always wanted to. I could get rid of my car, I'd get rid of my apartment.

  Ellie Bishop : Technically, you'd still own a car and an apartment.

  Abby Sciuto : Huh. Way to just kill a lifelong ambition.

• Curtis Hubley : NCIS, again. Hey, McGee.

  [seeing Abby] 

  Curtis Hubley : Hello, hello... hello. And you must be Carol's friend. Curtis Hubley. But you can call me anything you want.

  Abby Sciuto : How does "totally inappropriate" sound?

• Curtis Hubley : Our older satellites don't have quite the resolution you need, but our new GOES-16 has ten times the imaging power. Do you like Mexican food?

  Abby Sciuto : I'm not going to dinner with you.

  Curtis Hubley : How do you feel about brunch?

  Abby Sciuto : Now you're just being rude.

  Timothy McGee : [impatiently]  Curtis.

  Curtis Hubley : Sorry. This is the area where you said your SEAL was found. I programmed a macro to flag any movement in the surrounding forest. There was definitelty activity yesterday in that area.

  Abby Sciuto : What are those?

  Curtis Hubley : Good question. I'm happy to explain that to you over some tapas.

  Abby Sciuto : I'm a very nonviolent person, but I will slap you.

  Curtis Hubley : Is it that easy?