NCIS (TV Series)
Beastmaster (2017)
Wilmer Valderrama: Nick Torres
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Quotes
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Nick Torres : I don't understand how you guys are so emotional over a horse.
Ellie Bishop : A, I grew up on a farm and horses are beautiful animals.
Alex Quinn : And B, these tears are the end of pepper spray.
Ellie Bishop : [holding up a box of tissues] Boom.
Nick Torres : Wait, you guys let Reeves do it?
Alex Quinn : Hell no.
Clayton Reeves : I was merely a witness to a whole new universe of foul language.
Nick Torres : Oh, yeah. Quinn has a potty mouth.
Clayton Reeves : No, it was Ellie who raised the bar to Olympic heights.
Alex Quinn : Ah. Even I blushed.
Ellie Bishop : Well, I know six languages. It's easy to get creative.
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Ellie Bishop : The lesser spot-nosed monkey, native to West African forests.
Nick Torres : Now that's a cute animal.
Ellie Bishop : They were the source of the skulls found at the crime scene.
Nick Torres : Not so cute.
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Clayton Reeves : Undercover?
Timothy McGee : Ambassador Moore has agreed to lead you through a local street market where he believes bushmeat is being sold.
Nick Torres : Market vendors can lead us to the smugglers.
Clayton Reeves : Yeah, and the killers. I get it. Why did he ask for me?
Timothy McGee : Said he liked you.
Clayton Reeves : He liked me? The man said two things to me: "Hello" and then "get out of the room". I'm pretty sure he thought I was the butler.
Nick Torres : So did I at first. Reeves, Jeeves. So confusing.
Clayton Reeves : That's funny. I can also think of something that rhymes with "Nick".
Nick Torres : Slick?
Clayton Reeves : Try again.
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Timothy McGee : Our victim, Gunnery Sergeant Tanner, was single and had a spotless record. He was part of Marine Corps Forces Africa. Just spent three months in Liberia, where his unit was sent to train wildlife rangers.
Ellie Bishop : I've heard of that. U.S. Marines teach non-lethal raid tactics; flash-bangs, rubber bullets.
Timothy McGee : Apprehending poachers is dangerous business.
Ellie Bishop : Well, these monkeys aren't endangered, but they're part of the illegal animal trade and sold as pets.
Nick Torres : Not dead ones. Why the skulls?
Timothy McGee : Maybe they're a message.
Ellie Bishop : Revenge for Marine involvement in Africa?
Nick Torres : Well, that still doesn't explain why the guy was in the park with a wallet full of cash. Maybe the skulls were his.
Ellie Bishop : What? Why?
Timothy McGee : Skulls are valuable. There's an entire American subculture obsessed with bone collecting.
Ellie Bishop : How do you know that?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [appearing next to them] He dated Abby.
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Nelson Ast : [waving vaguely] Um, I think they left.
Nick Torres : Who the hell are you?
Nelson Ast : Under arrest, I think. One minute this officer busts me for smoking a joint, the next he handcuffs me to this bench and takes off on his horse.
Nick Torres : Why?
Nelson Ast : I'm pretty sure they were chasing someone, but...
[grinning]
Nelson Ast : I am kinda high.