NCIS (TV Series)
A Bowl of Cherries (2017)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Ellie Bishop : Oh hey, Gibbs. Help me out here. I can only preprogram 9 numbers into this phone.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, so?
Ellie Bishop : So, how do you call everyone else?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I remember their phone numbers
Clayton Reeves : That's insane.
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Ellie Bishop : [fiddling with her burner phone] It's like I'm living in 1997.
Clayton Reeves : I know, right? It took me, like, ten minutes to text "Hello".
Ellie Bishop : How does Gibbs live like this?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] Very well, thank you.
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Leon Vance : You intentionally infected an NCIS agent with a computer virus?
Vice Admiral C. Clifford Chase : I was trying to motivate him.
Leon Vance : By committing a felony? Five felonies?
Vice Admiral C. Clifford Chase : I meant to send it to Tim only.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Viruses spread.
Vice Admiral C. Clifford Chase : Are you going after me or the hacker that started this?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : We could do both.
Timothy McGee : Look, I was able to contain the virus to only our team. Nothing classified is at risk, all data's backed up. Now, that said, I don't suspect our admiral would have done something so foolish without a very good reason.
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Alex Quinn : It's just so weird without cell phones.
Ellie Bishop : Yeah, and no laptop.
Nick Torres : Well, the desktops still work. They're hardwired to a different network.
Timothy McGee : [entering] Burn phones, 'till we get our new smartphones tomorrow.
Alex Quinn : Seriously?
Nick Torres : This takes me back to my undercover days.
Ellie Bishop : I mean... what do you even do with these things?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Call people.
Timothy McGee : [offering Gibbs a phone] Boss?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [holding up his own] No, I'm good. Hack-proof. Flip phone.
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[last lines]
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How's your mom?
Alex Quinn : Uh, yeah. It's like she says, "if life is a bowl of cherries, why do I always get the pits?".
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, you know what? I never got that. You got a bowl of pits, it means you ate the cherries.
Alex Quinn : Yeah. Yeah, it just, uh... came on so quick. You know, she was good at hiding it, I was good at denying it.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hey, Quinn, it's okay to be scared.
Alex Quinn : Yeah, I know. I'm moving back in with her. How's that for scary?
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Donald Mallard : No, that can't be right.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] What can't be right?
Donald Mallard : This man's core temperature is 62 below zero.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How, Duck?
Donald Mallard : Well, I don't know.
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Nick Torres : Hey, Gibbs. Where's Quinn? I thought this was a... was a mandatory re-qual.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Worry about yourself, Torres. And your aim.