- Beverly Goldberg: Penn State made your father everything he is today.
- Murray Goldberg: Bevvie, I lost another hot dog.
- Beverly Goldberg: Why does this keep happening?
- Murray Goldberg: I think it's because my hot dog eating hand is also my gesturing hand.
- Erica Goldberg: I think I've made my case.
- Beverly Goldberg: You're a college dropout?
- Murray Goldberg: You're a college dropout!
- Beverly Goldberg: I dropped out to marry you, dropout!
- Barry Goldberg: I'm going to get some Jolts so I can be nice and wired for when I yell stuff at the scream.