- Lainey Lewis: You're sweet and kind, and I love you for that, but you're the opposite of punk rock.
- Barry Goldberg: Then I'll be the opposite of the opposite of punk rock!
- Erica Goldberg: So, punk rock?
- Matt Bradley: [as he dyes Barry's hair] Now don't get it in your eyes.
- Barry Goldberg: Ow! I got it in my eyes!
- Andy Cogan: He got it in his eyes!
- Matt Bradley: Why are you doing that?
- Barry Goldberg: Because you told me not to! I'm anti-establishment now! Curse my punk rock lifestyle!
- Beverly Goldberg: Look me in the eye. You are not a nerd.
- Adam Goldberg: No, you look me in my lazy eye! I... am... a... nerd!