- Peyton Charles: Who's dead? Who are you talking to?
- Olivia Moore: Drake.
- Peyton Charles: Uh, Drake? Old boyfriend, Drake?
- Olivia Moore: [Sarcastic] No, Drake the multi-platinum hip hop star.
- Peyton Charles: I'm interested in hearing more about these mutant powers. Did she know martial arts?
- AJ: Damn right, she did. She was skilled.
- Peyton Charles: As skilled as a ninja, perhaps?
- AJ: Totally.
- Peyton Charles: She's a mutant ninja. Did she have a round shell, hankering for pizza?
- Don E: Let me go, you inbred turds!
- Bo Johns: He doesn't think we're Nazis anymore.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: It's progress.
- Stacey Boss: I shot you. I slit your throat. We buried you.
- Blaine DeBeers: Mmm-hmm. And, yet, here I am.
- Stacey Boss: How the hell are you still alive?
- Blaine DeBeers: Well, I'm eating a human brain. So, that makes me a...
- Stacey Boss: Cannibal?
- Blaine DeBeers: Technically, I suppose, but that's not the answer I'm looking for. I'm eating a human brain, I'm indestructible, therefore, I am a...
- Stacey Boss: A serial killer?
- Peyton Charles: How are things on the Justin front? I mean you're highly-critical. You broke up with a guy once because his o-face made you laugh.
- Olivia Moore: If you had seen it, ugh!
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Trying to call for help] Be home, Liv. Okay. Two-one-three-five... Or maybe it's three-seven. Eight-six-seven-five... Oh, bloody hell!
- Don E: You can't remember any numbers, huh? That's modern living for you.
- Olivia Moore: I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you, Peyton. Weckler killed Roxanne.
- Peyton Charles: No!
- Olivia Moore: Roxanne caught him as he was stealing the camera memory card. She was calling for help and he panicked and strangled her.
- [Peyton looks upset]
- Olivia Moore: You know, most prosecutors would be happy that the person they put away was actually guilty.
- Peyton Charles: Yeah, but my desire to be right is even greater than my desire to win.
- Don E: Sergeant Hoyt Carroll! Serial number 58079086. You'll get nothing from me, you dirty krauts.
- [the Truthers chuckle]
- Don E: You weren't laughing after big week, were you, Fritz? Our mustangs blasting your stukas outta the sky!
- Harley Johns: ...What the hell, Doc? Why is he acting like he's on Hogan's Heroes?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I have no idea.
- Bo Johns: You think this thing's been around since World War? Maybe zombies live forever. Like vampires.