Bob Elliott: Self, Biff Burns

Quotes 

• Big Steve Wurbler : In high jumping, you stand in a low place, and you see how high up you can jump. In low jumping, you stand on a high place, and see how far down you can jump.

  Biff Burns : Oh... You and I both know the answer to this next question, but for the, uh, sake of the viewers looking in who may not, would you care to comment on the whole thing?

  Big Steve Wurbler : Well, uh, it's pretty basic. Uh, actually, I might point out here, though, that if you jump from a high place and you get killed, that jump does not count.