- Bob Cratchit: I am sure we will never forget Tiny Tim, or this first parting that there was among us.
- [beat]
- Bettina: May I have his dinner?
- Rizzo the Rat: [seeing a bust of William Shakespeare] Hey, it's Frank Oz!
- The Great Gonzo: Hi, Frank- Whoa! They've covered him with plaster!
- Rizzo the Rat: Wow.
- The Great Gonzo: [to the bust] Frank, speak to us!
- [the bust doesn't reply]
- Rizzo the Rat: Huh.
- The Great Gonzo: Hello?
- Rizzo the Rat: As usual...
- [They both sigh]
- The Great Gonzo: Cut...
- [Gonzo accidentally hits himself in the head with a grappling hook]
- Rizzo the Rat: Oh, good God! Medic! Nurse! Oh my God!