- Veronica Dineen: And Walter, what you did today... was very impressive.
- Walter O'Brien: Oh, thank you...
- Veronica Dineen: That's the thing about real chemistry; if you have the right ingredients, you just need to be patient, and eventually, everything will work out.
- Paige Dineen: Real subtle...
- Veronica Dineen: [hugs Walter and whispers] Keep working at it, Pinocchio. Someday you'll be a real boy. I can feel it.
- Veronica Dineen: Just because I can't seem to change for you, doesn't mean that Walter can't.
- Paige Dineen: I don't care for him in that way anymore, Mom...
- Veronica Dineen: [smirks] Now you're just conning yourself.
- Walter O'Brien: That's it! We let him fall...
- Toby Curtis: [to Chief] I am SO sorry. Some of the acid must have fallen on his head and it's eating his brain...
- Sandhog Chief: Are you CRAZY?
- Walter O'Brien: I'm about as crazy as the Italian engineers who secured the Leaning Tower of Pisa for 645 years. Is that good enough of a test run for you?
- Toby Curtis: Remember, if Walter and Chief get into it again, you're Paige. You have to fix them.
- Happy Quinn: Is jumping into the sink hole an option?
- Toby Curtis: How do you stop liquid that's already in a sink hole? Trick Question, you can't; we're screwed - California's screwed!
- Walter O'Brien: It't time for the Cello-Shella!
- Toby Curtis: I love a good fro-yo as much as the next guy, but it's kinda bad form to get dessert while Southern California's being poisoned...