Paul Reiser: Self

Quotes 

• Paul Reiser : [on mailmen's uniforms]  It's immature, to me, that grown men get to wear shorts because they're hot. You know, I'm sure cops get tired - they don't wear pajamas on the job.

• Paul Reiser : If you take a long trip with a bad radio in your car, an amazing thing happens - your taste in music will change. You - you start liking whatever you could pick up.

• Paul Reiser : One guy who's in great shape, and you go, "Well, now I guess we all gotta work out - look at this." 'Cause of one guy, does too many sit-ups - ruins it for everybody.

• Paul Reiser : Until you catch your nipple in a steel spring, you don't know what pain is.