- Jay Pritchett: The tumbling stories, the dumb jokes, they ate it up! I thought they were just being polite, but I've seen them hit people with their cars and not slow down.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: You know that Alex look up to you, right?
- Claire Dunphy: Not by anything she says, no.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Yeah, they never say it. I guess they think that they're giving the parents too much power. They find little ways to express it. Being a mom is like being a model. You have to learn how to live on crumbs.