Pitch (TV Series)

Alfonzo Guzman-Chavez (2016)

Mark-Paul Gosselaar: Mike Lawson

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Quotes 

• Mike Lawson : Remind me to hit it over the fence next time. I'm getting too old for inside-the-park home runs.

  Blip Sanders : Don't get carried away. That was a double with two errors.

  Mike Lawson : Who died and made you official scorer?

• Mike Lawson : Look, if one of you were getting traded, you'd hear it from the GM, not Twitter. And I'm not gonna lie, these next two days are gonna be rough, but guess what? We just won six in a row, and the Giants and the Dodgers hear footsteps. So I'm thinking, like it or not, I'm gonna be seeing all your ugly mugs right here tomorrow. Even you, Javenes, with that beautifully manicured goatee. How does he do that, anyway? Do you, like, groom between innings?

  [the room laughs and the players chatter with each other; after a moment, the chatter dies as GM Arguella enters] 

  Oscar Arguella : Don't mind me. Just passing through.

  Mike Lawson : I take that back. One of you is a goner.

• Blip Sanders : I still can't believe Evelyn threw me out for the night.

  Mike Lawson : Hovering over your computer, refreshing FoxSports.com every five minutes, that'll do it.