- Albert Einstein: This is nonsense! May I remind you, Mr. Geist, your country has invited me, not the other way around.
- Raymond Geist: Yes, professor. But you have a history of... how shall I put this... controversy... which calls into question your loyalties.
- Albert Einstein: Loyalties?
- Raymond Geist: And it is my job to insure that any individual coming to our shores does not pose a threat.
- Albert Einstein: If you wish to talk about threats, Mr. Geist, perhaps you should take a look outside your window. Have you noticed the charming fellows in brown shirts who call me Jewish swine and want people like me dead?
- Raymond Geist: If you are referring to the National Socialist Party, they are not in power.
- Albert Einstein: Oh, no? You want to take a walk with me?
- Raymond Geist: Professor, I have not call you here today for a lesson in German politics.
- Albert Einstein: I'm not giving you one, because I doubt you'd be smart enough to be in my class.
- Luitpold Math Teacher: Herr Einstein, are you still too busy contemplating the secrets of the cosmos to solve this equation?
- Young Albert Einstein: Oh, no sir, I've already solved it.
- Luitpold Math Teacher: Leave. Now.
- Young Albert Einstein: On what offence?
- Luitpold Math Teacher: Your mere presence spoils the respect of the class for me.
- Young Albert Einstein: That is not an objective reason.
- Luitpold Math Teacher: Out!
- Young Albert Einstein: Natural log of a constant multiplied by x equals the natural log of 'one plus v-squared.' And since v equals y over x, that gives us the final function: x-squared plus y-squared minus C-x-cubed equals zero. And speaking truthfully sir, your mere presence spoils my respect for the future of Prussian mathematics.
- Young Albert Einstein: Out!