- Luke Alvez: [closing quote] "Three things cannot long stay hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth" - Buddha
- Emily Prentiss: [opening quote] Tyron Edwards wrote: "Sinful and forbidden pleasures are like poisoned bread. They may satisfy appetite for the moment, but there's death in them at the end"
- David Rossi: So, you still like driving on the left side of the road?
- Emily Prentiss: Yeah, London is good
- Luke Alvez: What bumps me is how the unsub disposed of the barrel. I mean, there is no way that he lifted that sucker up. It must weigh...
- Dr. Spencer Reid: 542 pounds, give or take. Uh, depending on such factors as moisture content of the concrete, the victim's body weight, and the laws of displacements
- Luke Alvez: Which still begs the question: how did he lift it?
- Penelope Garcia: I have come up with a list that is good and plenty, which, by the way, is my current favorite candy
- Penelope Garcia: So you know how I like to sometimes say something clever before I say something sad and disturbing to self-soothe. To that end: please, make sure your seat backs and your tray tables are in their fully upright position, because... yesterday in South Florida the body of a woman was found encased in concrete in a 55-gallon drum
- Penelope Garcia: [Just located the likely unsub] Yahtzee! Go get him!
- Luke Alvez: Send us his home and work addresses
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, Newbie! Already sent