Jerry Seinfeld: Self - Guest Comic

Quotes 

• Jerry Seinfeld : They say that 75% of your physical heat could be lost through the top of your head. Is that true? Doesn't it sound like you could go skiing naked if you've got a good hat?

• Jerry Seinfeld : [on looking for the right bowling ball]  They've got some very strange hole patterns on some of these balls. I don't want to meet the people that can use some of these balls. This is a study in human deformities.