"The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" Shelley Long/Bob Nelson/Liv Ullmann (TV Episode 1987) - Johnny Carson as Self - Host, Carnac the Magnificent

Johnny Carson : Where's - Tommy!

Tommy Newsom : [confused] Where's Tommy?

Johnny Carson : No, no... Someday you're gonna find yourself, and be disappointed.
Carnac the Magnificent : [holding envelope to forehead] Goody two-shoes.

Ed McMahon : Goody two-shoes.

Carnac the Magnificent : [opens envelope and reads] "What were Imelda Marcos' first words at birth?"
Carnac the Magnificent : May the America's Cup team batten down your wife.
Liv Ullmann : [on Johnny's sons] They are all married?

Johnny Carson : None of 'em are married.

Liv Ullmann : Oh.

Johnny Carson : Never, ever. That's unusual, isn't it?

Liv Ullmann : It's very unusual. Well, we could be in-laws, maybe.

Johnny Carson : ...You want me badly, don't you?

Johnny Carson: Self - Host, Carnac the Magnificent