Better Call Saul (TV Series)

Slip (2017)

Frank Deal: Parks Supervisor

Quotes 

• Parks Supervisor : You're full of shit. The waiver clearly states...

  Jimmy McGill : That waiver's gonna make Swiss cheese look solid, and in a personal lawsuit, it's a fart in the wind.

• Parks Supervisor : You're never going to win that.

  Jimmy McGill : Maybe, maybe not. In order to find out, we gotta do some math. Let's see, a lawyer's gonna cost you about 90 bucks an hour, you're looking at 8 to 12 months litigation, minimum.

  Parks Supervisor : I'll represent myself.

  Jimmy McGill : Great. Bring it on. You got a car? Got a house? A pension? Kiss it all goodbye. Look, out here you may be king douche-nozzle, but in court, you are little people. Look, the judge and I, we'll gladly spend the next five years in a courtroom, but for you, it's expensive. It's very, very expensive. It's *third mortgage* expensive. So, I'm offering you a simple choice: you can go to your wife, explain to her you're about to lose your job, your pension, whatever pinhole of a reputation at the bowling alley on Glow Ball Sundays, or you let my friend here visit his sick daughter in the hospital and you can let me rest my back on this sacred, now litter free New Mexico soil. Oh, and we keep our hours.

  Parks Supervisor : Fine... asshole.