The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
David Steinberg/Jim Fowler (1981)
Johnny Carson: Self - Host, Carnac the Magnificent
Quotes
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Johnny Carson : [after being shoved and punched by a Celebes ape] He punched me right in the mouth!
Jim Fowler : [addressing ape] Doc, I don't...
[the ape hits Fowler in the face]
Jim Fowler : He's alright; he's just playing.
Johnny Carson : Playing, my ass!
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Carnac the Magnificent : [holding envelope to forehead] Prince Charles, and someone who frequents the NBC Commissary.
Carnac the Magnificent : [opens envelope and reads] Name two people who will eventually be on the throne.
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Carnac the Magnificent : May a near-sighted busboy wash and stack your sister.