The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
Detoured on Some Random Backwoods Path to Hell (2016)
Kristen Gutoskie: Seline
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Quotes
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Damon Salvatore : [from deleted scene]
[as the twins run around giggling]
Damon Salvatore : Little rug rats.
Seline : I love those kids. Remind me of the way I used to be. Innocent. Happy.
Damon Salvatore : And yet, you're so ready to just hand them over to Cade, wrapped in a bow.
Seline : You have to understand. I'm not just sacrificing innocent children.
Damon Salvatore : Oh, I don't have to understand anything. I am evil, and selfish. What puzzles me, is why you're going through all this trouble.
Seline : I'm tired of working for the Devil. It has been... three thousand years. I don't want to be a slave anymore. I want to live a normal life, and die a natural death.
Damon Salvatore : I guess. If you're into that sort of thing.
Seline : So, what's your big plan?
Damon Salvatore : Hmm.
[taps his head]
Damon Salvatore : Still cooking.
Seline : Fine. But if you do anything... to mess up my future... I will take great pleasure in eating every ounce of flesh... from your body.
Damon Salvatore : [with sour look] Well, I take back everything I said about Mary Poppins. You're just plain nasty.
[her nostrils flare as she glares at him]
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Sybil : [car stopped at motel] Looks like someone's taking charge.
Seline : Why are we stopping here?
Damon Salvatore : Because... I have been with you for roughly... five hours, and in that time, we've almost been captured by the bumbling human authorities not once, but *twice.* On the plus side, I'm happy to see that there's some wiggle room in this arrangement of eternal servitude.
[claps his hands together]
Damon Salvatore : So... let's do this. Hmm?
Seline : Do what?
Damon Salvatore : Call the big man. Tell me exactly what we need to do to summon him up, and then let's get to it.
Seline : [laughs, shakes her head] I'm not telling you.
Sybil : A body of water, a couple of human bodies...
Seline : Sybil!
Damon Salvatore : Perfect! Look at this!
[gestures at their surroundings]
Damon Salvatore : We have a pool. We have some residents. Ah! And, hey, look. Free
[confidential whisper:]
Damon Salvatore : HBO.
Seline : Are you dense? This is a long game. Those girls won't be ready for at least a *decade.*
Damon Salvatore : No reason we can't get started on approvals.
Seline : I'm not doing this.
Damon Salvatore : Oh, yes, you are. You know why? Because you wanna get out of Hell as much as I do. And with a little help, I have a way that we can all win. A plan, a good one. Get the kids out of the car seats. Let's go summon the Devil. Come on.