Mom (TV Series)

High-Tops and Brown Jacket (2016)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

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• Jill Kendall : [wearing a tight shirt with her breasts sticking out]  Hey Bonnie, I haven't seen much of you lately.

  Bonnie : Yeah well I'm seeing a lot of you.

• Jill Kendall : I have been let down by women my whole life.

  Christy : Here we go!

  Jill Kendall : It's true! My mama killed herself right when I needed her the most, my therapist married my dad, and my housekeeper does a really mean impression of me.

  Wendy : What's that sound like?

  Jill Kendall : Like me, only southern and stupid.

  Christy : Excuse me, but I have NEVER let you down.

  Jill Kendall : I know, but the thing of it is...

  Christy : No! No excuses, just say you're sorry.

  Jill Kendall : I'm sorry.

  Christy : Okay, I forgive you.

• Jill Kendall : [dating advice to Christy]  Maybe ditch the Converse high tops and the hoodies and let people see you're a woman.

  Christy : Excuse me? This is what all the kids are wearing.

  Jill Kendall : [to the others]  Who wants to tell her?