Scream Queens (TV Series)

The Hand (2016)

Emma Roberts: Chanel Oberlin

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Quotes 

• Chanel Oberlin : You wouldn't understand, #5, I mean, you've never had a boyfriend.

  Chanel #5 : Yes, I have. His name was Tyler and he was murdered, like *3 weeks* ago!

  Chanel #3 : So much weird stuff happens to us, I can honestly say I totally forgot about that.

• Chanel Oberlin : Dr. Cascade needs you in the E.R. Something about the joke you told him. He remembers the punchline but he can't remember the setup.

• Chanel Oberlin : Good evening, Dr. Hot. Is your hand duct taped to your leg?

  Dr. Brock Holt : Why yes, it is, yeah.

  Chanel Oberlin : Kinky!

• [Chanel and Dr. Brock have their first dinner-date] 

  Chanel Oberlin : So enough about me and that time I punched Donna Karan in the face. Tell me about you; I mean, I don't know anything about you. Like how old you are, where you're from, or... how old you are. Tell me about your family. Do you have any siblings? Or did... did they all die of polio?

• Chanel Oberlin : #3, #5, Neckbrace, my dear, sweet idiots, I need some advice. You know how Brock's hand sometimes tries to kill me because he got it off a murderer?

  Chanel #5 : WHAT?

  Chanel #3 : Um no, you never told us that.

  Chanel Oberlin : Okay, well it does and he did.

• Dr. Brock Holt : There was this song my au pair sang to me when I was a kid. She sang it to me when she put me to bed and it always calmed me down and helped my sleep.

  Chanel Oberlin : Okay, what's the song? The Chanels and I will sing it to you.

  Dr. Brock Holt : 99 Red Balloons.

  Chanel #5 : That song came out in 1983, which would mean you would probably be about 20. Why did you have an au pair?

• Chanel Oberlin : I already have someone trying to murder me at work! It is the last thing I need when I'm sitting down for an elegant, salty dinner and romantic bone sesh!