NCIS (TV Series)
After Hours (2016)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
Quotes
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Anthony DiNozzo : Our victim's got three ex-wives, and not one of them wants to come down to ID the body.
Ellie Bishop : And the one I spoke with wants to know where to send a "Thank you" note.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters] I have no idea how to relate to that.
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Timothy McGee : [DiNozzo arrives at the crime scene] Where's your date?
Anthony DiNozzo : Probably the same place as your download dinner, McBite Me.
Delilah : No comment.
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Ellie Bishop : So, what else does Leah do?
Anthony DiNozzo : Uhhh, I have no idea.
Timothy McGee : Where's she from?
Anthony DiNozzo : She is from... I have no idea.
Timothy McGee : Do you talk at all to the girls that you're dating, ever?
Anthony DiNozzo : Talking's overrated, McOprah.
Timothy McGee : Actually Tony, I think that communication is the key to a solid relationship.
Anthony DiNozzo : I find it difficult to take communication advice from a guy who talks to his girlfriend in binary.
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Anthony DiNozzo : She's the first triple-T I've been with an about 3 years.
Ellie Bishop : Triple-T, do I even want to know?
Anthony DiNozzo : Tall, Tasty, Trust-funded.
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Leah Ramsey : Tell me, where do you keep your gun?
Anthony DiNozzo : I keep it in a secure place until it's needed.
Leah Ramsey : And how do you know when it's needed?
Anthony DiNozzo : A man and his gun have a special relationship.
Leah Ramsey : Sounds like you take good care of it.
Anthony DiNozzo : I have to. A gun that isn't well-maintained could cost someone their life.
Leah Ramsey : What's wrong?
Anthony DiNozzo : Why would a marksman maintain his weapon so poorly?
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Amy Harrison : [Tony is playing the piano and singing "Strangers in the Night"] You are very very good at that. Are you as good with that gun of yours?
Anthony DiNozzo : [sings] I never miss a shot/Even at high noon/How on Earth could petty/ Officer Muldoon?/It took him three shots/To nail that guy.
Amy Harrison : I don't think those are the words.
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Anthony DiNozzo : Please give me a second chance.
Leah Ramsey : Here's my email.
Anthony DiNozzo : When can I see you again?
Leah Ramsey : Never. I just really want to know how this case you've been talking about for the last hour turns out.
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Anthony DiNozzo : We know the girl is involved
[Tony draws a stick figure with boobs]
Timothy McGee : Tony, I think you may have gone a little overboard with you're stick fugure's non-sticky parts.
Anthony DiNozzo : Well how else are you supposed to know that it's female? Unless she starts nagging me about what a bad date I am.
Delilah Fielding : Um, long hair?
Ellie Bishop : Skirt.
[Tony adds long hair and a skirt to the stick figure]