Quotes
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Secretary of the Navy Sarah Porter : Then who do you suggest does make the exchange? They said no cops. Have you looked in the mirror?
[looking at Gibbs]
Secretary of the Navy Sarah Porter : You look like an MP,
[looking at Fornell]
Secretary of the Navy Sarah Porter : you look like a Fed,
[looking at DiNozzo]
Secretary of the Navy Sarah Porter : and you look like Sonny Crockett.
Anthony DiNozzo : Don Johnson or Colin Farrell?
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NCIS Special Agent Valeri Page : You remember our train ride to Austria?
Timothy McGee : Oh yes I do. I still have those lederhosen, by the way.
Anthony DiNozzo : Whoa, Timothy von Trapp. I can see you frolicking in the hills. Must have driven those frauleins crazy.
NCIS Special Agent Valeri Page : Oh, the girls on the base did have a nickname for him.
[whispers]
NCIS Special Agent Valeri Page : McStudmuffin
Anthony DiNozzo : What?
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Abby Sciuto : Now shoo, I have to get back to work.
Anthony DiNozzo : "Shoo" said the Sciuto. Okay, well then I guess I won't be able to tell you the middle name McGee's been holding out on us.
Abby Sciuto : Farragut.
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Anthony DiNozzo : Gibbs give you the brush-off?
NCIS Special Agent Valeri Page : I get the sense he thinks I'm the enemy.
Anthony DiNozzo : Well you're not... unless you're one of his ex-wives... or a lawyer. Gibbs has been here since Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark, and you show up with your acronym telling him he needs help doing his own job.
NCIS Special Agent Valeri Page : But that's not what I said.
Anthony DiNozzo : That's what he heard.