Scream Queens (TV Series)

Warts and All (2016)

John Stamos: Dr. Brock Holt

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Quotes 

• Chad Radwell : Are you guys boning?

  Dr. Brock Holt : We went to the movies last night, I grabbed her boob.

  Chad Radwell : One boob?

  Dr. Brock Holt : Mmm-hmm.

  Chad Radwell : I thought doctors had game. Why don't you try two handfuls?

  Cathy Munsch : Okay, okay. You can fight over Chanel's breasts later. Though it would be sort of like going to war over the Falklands, a lot of work for a relatively small and insignificant amount of land.

• [Chad confronts Brock in the shower and they both emerge from the same stall, naked] 

  Chad Radwell : Well, before this gets any more homoerotic...

  Dr. Brock Holt : I don't think that's possible.

• Chad Radwell : Does it bother you that when you spank it, you're being totally gay?

  Dr. Brock Holt : Excuse me?

  Chad Radwell : I mean, you're celebrating Palm Sunday with another bro's hand, so...

  Dr. Brock Holt : These are my hands.

  Chad Radwell : You know, my best bro in college was gay. Until he got murdered. Which brings me to my next question: Is it weird for you that the hand that burps your worm is the hand of a serial killer?

  Dr. Brock Holt : So now you know my secret. What are you gonna do about it?

  Chad Radwell : Oh, you'll find out.

• Dr. Brock Holt : What are you doing?

  Chad Radwell : Uh, showering. My third of the day. I like to stay extra fresh just in case emergency sex pops up.

• Dr. Brock Holt : Look Chad, I'm a surgeon, I'm a brilliant one. You check off two boxes on the dateable guy checklist: handsome and rich. And guess what? I check those too.

  Chad Radwell : Okay, first of all, I have never heard of that checklist, so I call bullcrap on that existing.

  Dr. Brock Holt : Oh, it exists.

  Chad Radwell : Second, did you just call me handsome? Given the circumstances, that's a little weird. Third, I'm glad you brought up boxes. Isn't that what this is all about, Chanel's box?