Scream Queens (TV Series)

Warts and All (2016)

Jamie Lee Curtis: Dean Cathy Munsch

Quotes 

• Cathy Munsch : Call the police!... No, don't call the police, they're morons!

• Chad Radwell : Are you guys boning?

  Dr. Brock Holt : We went to the movies last night, I grabbed her boob.

  Chad Radwell : One boob?

  Dr. Brock Holt : Mmm-hmm.

  Chad Radwell : I thought doctors had game. Why don't you try two handfuls?

  Cathy Munsch : Okay, okay. You can fight over Chanel's breasts later. Though it would be sort of like going to war over the Falklands, a lot of work for a relatively small and insignificant amount of land.

• Cathy Munsch : From now on, when someone has just fought off the killer and they're about to reach down and pull off the mask and find out who it is - NOT the time to distract them with a bunch of questions!

• Cathy Munsch : You don't happen to know if there are any New Guinean restaurants in town, do you?

  Zayday Williams : No. I didn't even know that was a thing.

  Cathy Munsch : Yeah, I just have a taste for it.

• Zayday Williams : I'm afraid you have kuru.

  Cathy Munsch : What the hell's kuru?

  Chamberlain Jackson : It's a disease that cannibalists get after they eat people.