- Cindy: Is this your first time seeing the Central Coast, Big Sur?
- Luke Dunphy: No, it's not, little miss.
- Phil Dunphy: [talking to their favorite author] Rest assured. Your treasure is in good hands. We are also members of the artistic community.
- Jay Pritchett: Clown.
- Phil Dunphy: Magician.
- Cameron Tucker: When my hometown theater's production of "Robin Hood" was lacking a leading lady, I stepped into the role of Maid Marian in addition to playing the Friar.
- Phil Dunphy: Tuck?
- Cameron Tucker: Didn't have to. The costume hid it quite nicely.
- DeDe Pritchett: He's passionate, Jay. He knows how to express his feelings, unlike you. Maybe if you had burned our house down, we'd still be together.