Mom (TV Series)

Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken (2016)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Bonnie : [at the AA meeting]  You all have taught me how to live... and now I'm going to teach you how to die.

  Marjorie : Oh for God's sake, Bonnie, you don't even have a diagnosis yet and even if you do have cancer, that doesn't make it a death sentence!

• Bonnie : When you had cancer you talked about it all the time.

  Marjorie : That's because I ACTUALLY had cancer, you have a CHANCE of cancer, you have... CHANCER.

• Steve : [about the mole on Bonnie's butt]  It used to be shaped like Ohio, and now it's like... Australia.

  Bonnie : Hey, nobody asked you to play Dora the Explorer.

• Dr. Patel : We'll do a biopsy and have the results in a week.

  Bonnie : A week? I have to wait a week to find out if I have cancer?

  Dr. Patel : It's free clinic, not fast clinic.

• Bonnie : I don't feel like going to the meeting, but ask the women there to pray for me.

  Christy : Just letting you know, that won't get much.

• Steve : Looks like we've got a wedding to plan.

  Bonnie : Yeah, about that...

  Steve : You're pushing me off the plane, aren't you?

  Bonnie : I'm going to live, why would I want to get married?

• Christy : [after finding out Bonnie had skin cancer]  Oh my God, Mom! I was so worried I was gonna lose you!

  [hugs her] 

  Bonnie : Really? Then why have you been so mean to me?

  Christy : Because that's how I love!

• Christy : What're you doing?

  Bonnie : What's it look like I'm doing? I'm cleaning the refrigerator.

  Christy : At 3 o' clock in the morning?

  Bonnie : I can't drink, I can't use drugs, let me organize our milk and cold cuts in peace!