- Maureen Murphy: [dressed up like Jesus, using the mop as a cross] Meet Lord Jesus.
- Frank Murphy: [gasps] Take that off, or we'll both go to Hell!
- Maureen Murphy: [putting on the Hitler mustache from her Nazi costume that Frank also rejected] Can I be Nazi Jesus?
- Frank Murphy: What is wrong with you?
- Frank Murphy: [after finding out that his new answering machine recorded him sabotaging Sue's chance to get a promotion at work] I am dead.