iZombie (TV Series)

Eternal Sunshine of the Caffeinated Mind (2016)

Rose McIver: Olivia Moore

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Quotes 

• [Liv asks Ravi if he heard what the last words of Leslie Morgan were while at the coffee shop] 

  Olivia Moore : Did you happen to catch her last words?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : 'I'll get the pooper-scooper!' Then, ker-splat.

• [Liv tries to justify the death of Leslie Morgan] 

  Olivia Moore : Maybe this is God's way of saying, 'Whoa, Seattle, too much coffee.'

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Not just any coffee. Positivity has Seattle's best coffee, verified by three straight titles in the local alt weekly reader's poll. Served up by the city's foxiest cashier. That part's simply my opinion.

• [Liv examines Leslie Morgan's brain and finds a piece of concrete in it] 

  Olivia Moore : [Liv holds up a piece of Leslie's brain]  You missed a piece of sidewalk.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Fiber.

• [Liv on coffee-girl-brain asks Clive what his notion of Heaven is] 

  Olivia Moore : What's your notion of Heaven, Clive?

  Clive Babineaux : Just, you know, Heaven-heaven.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Except in 'Clive-heaven' things are a little bit tougher than here on Earth.

• [Liv on coffee-girl-brain asks Clive what brings him to the morgue on a beautiful morning] 

  Olivia Moore : So, what brings you down here on this beautiful morning?

  Clive Babineaux : It's raining.

  Olivia Moore : [Liv with a smile]  That's liquid sunshine, my friend. Don't believe me? Ask a farmer. Or a duck.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Or Gene Kelly.

• [Clive tells coffee-girl-brain Liv they're meeting the real estate agent Gary Derryberry] 

  Clive Babineaux : The real estate agent Gary... Derryberry, is meeting us there.

  Olivia Moore : Gary Derryberry?

  Clive Babineaux : [Liv gasps]  You know him?

  Olivia Moore : No, but he sounds like a hoot!

• [coffee-girl-brain Liv compliments Gary Derryberry's real estate apartment] 

  Olivia Moore : Very airy, Gary Derryberry.

• [coffee shop owner Stan Mendoza defends the Daily Grind to Liv and Clive] 

  Stan Mendoza : Seattle's Daily Grind uses the same exact coffee. Same beans, same methods. You know what the difference is? They draw a little flower in the foam.

  Olivia Moore : I love those flowers!

• [Ravi tests Liv with a Jennifer Lawrence question] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Little test here, Liv. Jennifer Lawrence, out of my league?

  Olivia Moore : She'd be lucky to have you.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Of course she would.

• [Ravi tells Liv that he'll ask Cher for her alibi] 

  Olivia Moore : You won't ask a poor orphaned girl for her alibi? Clive would. But not you. You're a softie like me.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : You know, I'm offended. I'm just as hard as the next man. Yeah? Be it Clive, or Jason Statham, or Dwayne Johnson. A man so hard, he was once called The Rock.

• [Liv and Clive tell Gilbert Lambert that they know he's the murderer of Leslie Morgan] 

  Clive Babineaux : Pardon my French, Gilbert. Your ass is grass.

  Olivia Moore : 'A work of art is a confession.'

• [Liv narrates her final thoughts about what love is] 

  Olivia Moore : [narrating]  What is it Cher said? 'Love makes you stupid.' With every passing hour, Leslie's impossibly upbeat brain has less control over me, and I'm able to see how naive I am about Drake. Does this mean I'm in love, or does it mean I'm dimwitted? Or is it the fact that even as I get back to my old self, I'm still giddy about him showing up that makes me an idiot?

• [Liv has finally discovered the true identity of Gilda, and punches her in the face] 

  Olivia Moore : [to Gilda laying on the floor]  So... Gilda, or Rita, or whatever the hell your real name is. How many pictures of Major did I have around the house? Did you hunt him down on Tinder using a phony name? Or... no. You knew he was a trainer. That's how you found him? Those lingerie shots that you sent him when you knew your texts were already tearing me up. Was that part of the fun?

  Gilda : I...

  Olivia Moore : [interrupting]  You know what? I don't want to hear your side of it. You're a sick bitch and I just want you out now! Because at midnight, I'm going to hunt down anything you left behind and burn it!

• [coffee-shop-brain Liv chooses to believe that the spirit of Leslie Morgan is in a better place] 

  Olivia Moore : What a mess. Poor thing. I choose to believe she's in a better place now.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Than under an air conditioner, you mean?

  Olivia Moore : I'm talking about Shangri-La. The happy hunting grounds. Valhalla. The great coffee shop in the sky.

• [the coffee shop cashier Darcy meets Clive and Liv while at Positivity] 

  Darcy : Hi! Welcome to Positivity. What can I get for you this amazing morning?

  Clive Babineaux : I'm Detective Babineaux, Seattle P.D.

  Olivia Moore : I'm Dr. Moore, with the medical examiner's office.

  Darcy : Oh, you must know Ravi. He's one of my favorites.

  Olivia Moore : Isn't he just the best?

• [Liv and Clive ask to speak to the manager of the Positivity coffee shop] 

  Clive Babineaux : Could we speak to your manager?

  Darcy : I'm a manager. Everyone who works here is. We're all co-managers.

  Olivia Moore : Amazing.

• [the coffee shop cashier Darcy tells Clive and Liv about the jar of money they're raising for Pam] 

  Olivia Moore : Oh, look, Clive, they're collecting money to get Pam out of jail.

  Darcy : Pam would never hurt Leslie. It's not just me saying that. So is the money in the jar.

  Clive Babineaux : The jar is half-empty.

  Olivia Moore : It's half-full.

• [Liv on coffee-shop-brain tries to comfort Cher for the loss of her mother Leslie Morgan] 

  Cher : Behind all those nutty sayings, She was just the kindest...

  Olivia Moore : Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

  Cher : That's exactly the kind of dorky thing she would say.

• Major Lilywhite : Hey, a couple of months of not being a zombie sounds good to rne. I mean, no offense.

  Olivia Moore : I'm gonna take a little offense.