iZombie (TV Series)

Eternal Sunshine of the Caffeinated Mind (2016)

Robert Buckley: Major Lilywhite

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Quotes 

• [Major tries to rush Ravi for the zombie cure] 

  Major Lilywhite : Now, imagine how put out the guy who invented the polio vaccine must've been. You know, what with all the impatient children dying of polio stacking up.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Jonas Salk is the man's name. Perhaps if he'd score a touchback for the Huskers.

  Major Lilywhite : Or a touchdown for the Huskies.

• [first lines] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi tells Major and Liv what he salvaged from their unburied Utopium bodies]  Stomach acid ate through all of the tainted Utopium-filled condoms they swallowed, but luckily, one of them had the good sense to stash these in their prison wallet, allowing me to salvage enough powder...

  Major Lilywhite : If not your dignity.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : ...to create more cure.

• [Major and Ravi see New Hope the test rat subject dead in its cage] 

  Major Lilywhite : It's not like whatever happens to this rat happens to me.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh! Hey! Maybe he's grown wings and like super powerful...

  Ravi Chakrabarti : [when both Major and Ravi find New Hope dead]  Balls.

• Major Lilywhite : Hey, a couple of months of not being a zombie sounds good to rne. I mean, no offense.

  Olivia Moore : I'm gonna take a little offense.