iZombie (TV Series)

The Whopper (2016)

Rose McIver: Olivia Moore

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Quotes 

• [the bartender identifies the body of Corey Carp] 

  Bartender : Yeah, Corey Carp. But everyone called him Big Fish.

  Olivia Moore : Because he's a big guy and his name is Carp?

  Bartender : [the bartender chuckles]  No. Because everything out of his mouth was a lie.

  Olivia Moore : Ah.

  Bartender : A fish story.

• [Clive and Liv bring in Miss Shaefer to identify the dead body of Corey] 

  Miss Shaefer : [Miss Shaefer sees the body]  Oh! Oh, this jackass.

  Clive Babineaux : You do know him?

  Miss Shaefer : Kind of. His name's Corey. I hooked up with him a couple months ago. Dick never called me again.

  Olivia Moore : Possibly because he was dead.

  Miss Shaefer : Yeah. You're right. That's probably why. 'Cause I know he had a good time.

• [pathological-liar-brain Liv tells Clive the drink she invented when she used to bartend] 

  Olivia Moore : I invented the Orgasm, Clive. Amaretto. Irish Cream Whiskey. Coffee Liqueur. That was me.

• [Major questions Liv about hanging around with Blaine] 

  Olivia Moore : I'm not palling around with him. One of the weird, um, 'perks', at my job is that I get to know just about every funeral director in the city.

  Major Lilywhite : You didn't tell me.

  Olivia Moore : Yeah, because I thought you would do something unwise with the information. Drop by the grenade store.

• [Liv lays in bed thinking about the people who lie] 

  Olivia Moore : [narrating]  Everyone lies. It's a coping mechanism. A key survival trait. Show me someone who always tells the truth, and I'll show you a weirdo. But maybe the most dangerous lies are the ones we tell ourselves. That boy you like? The one who gets shot, the one who hangs out with Don E. and Blaine and disappears in the middle of the night. You've never seen his place or met his friends.

• [Liv calls Clive after having a vision of who murdered Big Fish] 

  Olivia Moore : Big Fish saw Terrell bent over Popeye Collier's dead body, blood on his hands. Big Fish could've put Terrell away for murder. That has to be why Terrell killed him.

  Clive Babineaux : We should drop back in on Terrell. I can swing by first thing.

  Olivia Moore : Great. I'll be ready. Oh, and Clive, if you can, pick me up a soy vanilla latte. There's this new study that says caffeine helps stimulate psychic activity. Clive? Clive!

• [Liv leaves Drake a voice message] 

  Olivia Moore : Hey, it's me. I thought you were coming over for dinner? Text me so I know you're alive? Unless I'm being ghosted. In which case that would defeat the purpose. Ah, frack!

• [Liv and Ravi begin to work on a dead body in the morgue] 

  Olivia Moore : What's that Missy Elliot song, 'Cerebellum, don't fail me now'?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I don't think that's how it goes.

• [pathological-liar-brain Liv tells Clive she used to bartend] 

  Olivia Moore : You know, I used to bartend.

  Clive Babineaux : You never mentioned that.

  Olivia Moore : Yeah. At this island-themed place called Jamaica Me Thirsty. The bartenders were the show, juggling bottles, making drinks blindfolded, dancing on the bar. I was kind of a big deal. Don't bother looking for the place now.

  Clive Babineaux : Wasn't planning to.

• Olivia Moore : This pathological liar brain is gonna get me in trouble. I can feel it.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Not with me. I'll know the truth when I hear it.

  Olivia Moore : Ahh! I stand corrected.

• [Ravi tells Liv that he made clones of the test subject rat New Hope] 

  Olivia Moore : What am I looking at, Ravi?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Matricide. These six young zombie rats are clones of New Hope. The remains you see here are those of the mother that gave birth to them. Apparently, the little clones decided it was time to switch from mother's milk to brains.

  Olivia Moore : Why the clones?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : When we find the tainted Utopium, I'd prefer to test on rats, normal and zombie, rather than humans. New Hope, like Blaine and Major, became a zombie and was given the cure. Her clone should give us the most accurate picture of what Blaine and Major can expect. I'd hate to lose a perfectly good zombie rat.

• [pathological-liar-brain Liv tells Agent Bozzio about her imaginary lotto ticket] 

  Dale Bozzio : Hey, Liv. What's up?

  Olivia Moore : Clive didn't tell you? About my lottery ticket?

  Dale Bozzio : First I've heard of it.

  Olivia Moore : I hit five out of six numbers, and I only missed the sixth by one. I was this close to $40 million.

  Clive Babineaux : Five out of six numbers, I think that still wins you 50 grand or something like that.

  Olivia Moore : Oh shoot! Why did I tear up my ticket? I just was so mad. Live and learn, I guess.

  Clive Babineaux : That's very Zen of you.

  Olivia Moore : [Liv smiles]  Well, back to the salt mines.

• [Ravi arrives back to work late with Liv's lunch] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Lunch is here! Finally. Did you get lost?

  Olivia Moore : I would've been back sooner, but the guy in front of me in line had a mild heart attack. I had to administer CPR, wait for paramedics... He'll survive, but your Kung Pao chicken may be cold.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : [smiles]  Then it would be small of me to complain.

• [Liv tells Major that her roommate is out babysitting her uncle's dog] 

  Olivia Moore : My roommate is dog-sitting her uncle's mini golden doodle. So cute. The dog, not the uncle.

• [Drake gets dressed for work when Liv asks him out to dinner for the following night] 

  Drake Holloway : Work called. G-Rad got attacked by a drunk bachelorette. Girl nearly took his eye out with a penis straw. They need me to go down there and cover the door.

  Olivia Moore : How about dinner tomorrow? I make a mean brain ziti.

  Drake Holloway : Yeah. Sounds great. Wait. Is that another lie?