Veep (TV Series)
Thanksgiving (2016)
Kevin Dunn: Ben Cafferty
Quotes
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Ben Cafferty : We need to shut this down like a fucking public school for the arts.
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Ben Cafferty : [on Selina's post face-lift bruised eyelids] Jesus, you look like a southern housewife who just burned her husband's dinner.
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Kent Davison : No one should see you while your face is... marinating.
Gary Walsh : Okay, she just had 10 years taken off her eyes.
Selina Meyer : Yes.
Ben Cafferty : Well, I don't think they left yet.
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Selina Meyer : Maybe I can pardon a car with a defective airbag
[snaps fingers]
Selina Meyer : and we can wrap up Michigan.
Kent Davison : Michigan is actually the largest producer of battery acid.
Ben Cafferty : Can somebody reach around the back of Kent's head and power him down?
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Kent Davison : The number of people taken ill is orders of magnitude below statistical significance. Do people not understand basic nonparametric statistics?
Ben Cafferty : Or how to cook a fucking turkey.
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Ben Cafferty : [on Selina's post face-lift bruised eyelids] We better go see the black-eyed pea.