Mom (TV Series)
Quaaludes and Crackerjack (2016)
Rosie O'Donnell: Jeanine
Quotes
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Bonnie : I want to make an amends to you. I'm sorry about what I did.
Jeanine : Okay, I forgive you.
Bonnie : What, just like that?
Jeanine : Well to be fair always thought I owed you an amends, I tried to keep you loaded all the time so you'd stay.
Bonnie : So you're saying all this time I thought I took advantage of you and it turns out I'm the victim?
Jeanine : Oh you were hardly a victim. I kept a full bar, tossed you a couple of Quaaludes and you lived here rent-free for two years.
Bonnie : *Two* years?
Jeanine : Yeah, time flies when you're putting bourbon on pancakes.
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Bonnie : Who's this woman in the picture?
Jeanine : That's Lenore, I met her after you left.
Bonnie : Oh, is she around? I've love to meet her.
Jeanine : Sure, she's right over there.
[points to urn on mantle]
Bonnie : Oh my God, I'm so sorry. How did she die?
Jeanine : Doing what she loved best, mountain climbing... or in this case, mountain falling.
Bonnie : [laughs, then catches herself] I'm sorry.
Jeanine : Don't be, she would've loved that joke.