Catastrophe (TV Series)

Episode #2.6 (2015)

Sharon Horgan: Sharon Morris

Quotes 

• Rob Norris : OK, I see you're not interested in sane dialogue, so I'm going to go. But we at least need to arrange a where I can...

  Sharon Morris : You can e-mail me.

  Rob Norris : OK, uh, so w-when...?

  Sharon Morris : Just e-mail me.

  Rob Norris : OK... Is your e-mail address still ImpatientShithead@Mean.jerk?

  Sharon Morris : Yeah. Yeah, it is... Is yours still FatIdiot@BadBreath.cunt?

  Rob Norris : I don't have bad breath.

  Sharon Morris : Yeah, you do. Melissa, does he have bad breath?

  Melissa : It's just too much coffee, I think... It's not like halitosis. You just need to drink more water.

• Sharon Morris : Watch whatever you want, eat whatever you want. There's some coconut bullshit in the fridge, I don't know what it is. Ah, please eat it... Oh, erm, I noticed you had some little Heinekens from the fridge last time you were here. I don't want you to drink, is that OK? Even a little can of... when you're with my kids.

  Anna : Well, there was nothing else to drink.

  Sharon Morris : Even... even still. Just have some tap water. From the tap.