- Waitress: Welcome to Arrestaurant. May I take your statement?
- Dazzle Novak: What are today's specials?
- Waitress: Death penaltini, copghetti and meatbullets, and vice cream with boys-in-blueberry sauce.
- Dazzle Novak: Y'know what? I'll just have the hamcuffs and eggs.
- Waitress: Aided and abetted by?
- Dazzle Novak: Hmm... what are the side choices?
- Waitress: Badge potatoes, mozzarella batons, swat'n'sour chicken, swat potato fries, swat corn soup, swat corn bread.
- Dazzle Novak: Great! One of each for the table.
- Pizzaz Miller: I'll just have an APB and jailey.
- Chrysalis Tate: What's the BLTFC?
- Waitress: Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato For Cops.
- Chrysalis Tate: I guess I'll have that.
- Waitress: Let me confiscate your menus.
- Waitress: May I take your statement?
- Dazzle Novak: Mmmm... ribeye steakout, medium rare, no backup.
- Waitress: We're out of food.
- Dazzle Novak: Why'd you come to the table then?
- Waitress: I dunno. It's a pretty funny menu, you got to admit.