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Quotes
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Mike McLintock : Oh, no breakfast for this guy.
Ben Cafferty : Who's offering?
Mike McLintock : You are looking at a guy on the Master Cleanse.
[Holds up water bottle]
Mike McLintock : I feel amazing.
Ben Cafferty : What in the lunatic fuck is the "Master Cleanse"? Sounds like Nazi domestic policy.
Kent Davison : Little known fact about the Nazis. Their polling numbers within Germany: through the roof. Unbelievable numbers. Though, also tragic.
Ben Cafferty : The Jewish demo couldn't have been that good.
Mike McLintock : Yep, I don't need food anymore. Just water, maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper.
Ben Cafferty : Do you still take shits?
Mike McLintock : Not exactly "take"...
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Bob Bradley : [Running into Sue, who looks at him quizzically] Oh, good old Sue, you're still here! My, oh, my.
Kent Davison : [to Ben] Still here? He hasn't worked in the White House since the late '80s.
Ben Cafferty : Yeah.
Kent Davison : How old is Sue...?
Mike McLintock : [Mike appears] Huh?
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Selina Meyer : Hey, I'm going to be president so I can go take a shit in the Rose Garden if I want to.
Ben Cafferty : We used to call that a Jimmy Carter.