- Rob Norris: How do you guys not get pregnant?
- Chris: Same way I don't get the postman pregnant... Fran and I haven't fucked in just over two years.
- Fergal: Why, man, can you not... ?
- Chris: Yeah, but it doesn't get quite big or hard enough to bridge the fucking gulf that's opened up between us... It would take at least ten very hard, very long penises.
- Sharon Morris: This is going to sound awful, but I just worry that I don't love Muireann the way I love Frankie.
- Rob Norris: Is that why you gave her a crazy name?