Catastrophe (TV Series)
Episode #2.1 (2015)
Jonathan Forbes: Fergal
Quotes
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Rob Norris : How do you guys not get pregnant?
Chris : Same way I don't get the postman pregnant... Fran and I haven't fucked in just over two years.
Fergal : Why, man, can you not... ?
Chris : Yeah, but it doesn't get quite big or hard enough to bridge the fucking gulf that's opened up between us... It would take at least ten very hard, very long penises.