South Park (TV Series)

Tweek x Craig (2015)

Trey Parker: Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh

Quotes 

• PC Principal : Hey Leslie, shut your fucking pie hole!

• [Tweek and Craig are in PC Principal's office after being in a fight. PC Principal is on the phone with Mr. Tucker] 

  PC Principal : Hello Mr. Tucker, I need to inform you that your son was in an altercation at school today.

  Mr. Tucker : [excited]  Craig? Craig got in a fight?

  PC Principal : Yes, with his boyfriend. Just a lover's quarrel, probably.

  Craig Tucker : Goddammit.

  PC Principal : Something to be expected in relationships. Apparently there were no affirmative consent issues as your son knows the right way to play with another boy's penis.

  Mr. Tucker : Oh, God.

  PC Principal : There's not gonna be any disciplinary action since they are gay. We want to be supportive so we're just going to send them on home with some money. All right? All right, you have a nice day.

  [PC Principal hangs up phone] 

  Mr. Tucker : [baffled]  Money?

• Randy Marsh : Wow. Our town has only had a Whole Foods for three weeks and we already have our first gay kids.