- Dr. Max Bergman: [after giving Steve and Danny a rundown on the victims while in full costume] I am just perplexed at your apparent lack of curiosity regarding my costume.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You're wearing a costume?
- Dr. Max Bergman: Ah! There it is. A pithy retort laced with just a hint of condescension. Order is restored.
- Steve McGarrett: [after finding Max reviewing the file of his biological mother's murder] Max, uh... it's none of my business. So, forgive me, but that file that you're reading. You're not going to find your mother in there.
- [He points to the center of his chest]
- Steve McGarrett: She's in here.
- Steve McGarrett: Kono. The call said we got body parts.
- Kono Kalakaua: Yeah, a lot of them. Found by a couple kids in a horror campout.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: A what?
- Kono Kalakaua: It's an interactive adventure. People pay good money to spend the night outdoors while a bunch of actors in masks scare the hell out of them and chase them around.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You know, a couple streets in Camden, you get the same experience free of charge.