- Charlotte Moore: [to BoJack after catching him trying to seduce Penny] Don't. Don't you dare. If you are not out of my driveway in the next thirty minutes, I will call the police. And If you ever try to contact me or my family again, I will fucking kill you!
- [last lines]
- BoJack Horseman: Hey.
- Diane Nguyen: Hey.
- BoJack Horseman: Still here?
- Diane Nguyen: Yep. Still here.
- BoJack Horseman: Before you left, you told me L.A was a tar pit. Remember that?
- Charlotte Moore: Oh God, I said so many things when I was young. I thought I was so deep.
- BoJack Horseman: Do you still think that's true?
- Charlotte Moore: Do I think L.A is a tar pit? No. No, I think you're the tar pit.
- BoJack Horseman: Me?
- Charlotte Moore: No, not *you* you. I mean, it doesn't matter where you are. It's who you are. And that's not going to change if you're in California, or Maine, or New Mexico. You know, you can't escape you.
- Charlotte Moore: I have worked very hard to build this life for myself. I'm happy here. And you just roll into my life like a hurricane. Why? Because we knew each other for five minutes 30 years ago? I don't know you.
- BoJack Horseman: You do.
- Charlotte Moore: I don't. And you don't know me.
- BoJack Horseman: These last few months have been amazing. I love you...
- Charlotte Moore: Stop.
- BoJack Horseman: And your family. And this town.
- Charlotte Moore: Bojack...
- BoJack Horseman: I shouldn't have kissed you. I shouldn't have done that. We can pretend it didn't happen. We can go back to normal...
- Charlotte Moore: No. Stop.
- BoJack Horseman: Please. Don't make me go back to L.A.
- Charlotte Moore: I don't care where you go, Bojack. But I can't have you around here. You make me too sad.