"Rick and Morty" The Wedding Squanchers (TV Episode 2015) Poster

Tom Kenny: Squanchy, Bartender, Customs Gromflomite, Alien Inmate, Pizza Deliveryman

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  • [Rick is unmoved by Morty's arguments that he should be happy at his friend Bird-person's wedding] 

    Rick Sanchez : Excuse me, bartender. Can you make me a dumb grandson pep talk? It's one part lame advise about stuff you know nothing about and a *lot* of vodka.

    Bartender : Mm-hm. I have a lot of vodka.

    Rick Sanchez : Then I'll take one of those. I don't need the rest.

  • Beth Smith : Your language has the word "squanch" in it a lot. Doesn't that become tedious and worn out, like the Smurf thing?

    Rick Sanchez : Beth, Squanchy culture is more contextual than literal. You just say what's in your squanch and people understand.

    Beth Smith : Oh. Okay. I *squanch* my family.

    [Rick and Squanchy recoil in disgust] 

    Beth Smith : Uh... what? I do. I squanch my family.

    Squanchy : Stop saying it, gross! Come on in, guys. The guests are having cocksquanches.

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