Rick and Morty (TV Series)

The Wedding Squanchers (2015)

Spencer Grammer: Summer Smith

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• Rick Sanchez : This is on you guys. I told you weddings are stupid.

  Jerry Smith : Uh, Rick, is there anything you'd like to tell us about your relationship with this previously unknown galactic government?

  Rick Sanchez : All the important points seem pretty clear, no? They think they control the galaxy, I disagree. Don't hate the player, hate the game, son.

  Jerry Smith : How could you be so dishonest with this family?

  Rick Sanchez : Oh! Oh, should I have been more open and trusting and loving like, oh, I don't know, my now dead best friend? Or your daughter, who is BFFs with an intergalactic narc?

  Summer Smith : Hey, Tammy was cool!

  Rick Sanchez : And now we know why.

  Summer Smith : Because of you!

  Rick Sanchez : Fuck you, Summer, and fuck the government, and fuck me for letting my guard down, which I will *never* do again!

  Morty Smith : Geez, Rick! You can't say f... "'f' you" to your granddaughter.

  Rick Sanchez : I just did, Morty. Here's dessert. Fuck You.

• Tammy : Gosh, I look around this room, and I think, "uh, Tammy, you're a high-school senior from the planet Earth, and you're marrying a 40-year-old Birdperson? Like, what?"

  Summer Smith : Yeah, Tammy!

  Tammy : But then I think, you know, in a lot of ways, I'm not a high-school senior from the planet Earth. In a lot of ways, what I really am is a deep-cover agent for the Galactic Federation, and you guys are a group of wanted criminals, and this entire building is, in a certain sense, surrounded.

  Rick Sanchez : Oh shit.