Rick and Morty (TV Series)
Auto Erotic Assimilation (2015)
Patton Oswalt: Beta 7
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[a heartbroken Rick is outside a heavily guarded base attempting to make contact with his alien hive-mind significant other, who just dumped him]
Rick : Unity! Unity! Unity!
Beta 7 : How can I assist you?
Rick : I wanna talk to - urp! - Unity, Beta-7! I know it's in there.
Beta 7 : You're classified as a hostile entity and Unity doesn't wanna talk to you.
Rick : I know your game, Beta-7! I've met a billion of you, you little on-deck, in the wing, shoulder to cry on!
Beta 7 : You. Are classified. As a hostile. Entity.
Rick : Oh, you're just lovin' this, motherf-! This isn't gonna shake out like you think, pal! Unity's not into other hive-minds! It's gonna suck you in and use you up and a month from now I'm gonna be making out with all of you in a bunch of red wigs! Unity! Unity! Unity, I know you can hear me! Get out here!
Beta 7 : Weapons systems engaged.
Rick : Oh, in your dreams you have weapons systems!
Morty : Rick, you said we were going to a movie!
Rick : We are, Morty! Alright, Beta-Shit-7! You just got saved by the bell, bitch!