Bizarro George: Come on, how many times are we going to have to go over this? Not all twins from an alternate dimension are evil.
Bizarro Drew: We're not evil doppelgangers, we're just slightly different doppelgangers.
George: Explain.
Bizarro George: Well for starters, George, you drink a lot of beer and smoke a lot of cigarettes. I however drink a nice hot cup of tea and chew tobaccy.
Bizarro Drew: And I never ever masturbate.
George: So you're like Bizarro George and Drew?
Bizarro Drew: Exactly.
Drew: So you're not evil?
Bizarro George: Nope.
George: Not even in the slightest?
Bizarro George, Bizarro Drew: Not a bit.
Drew: Geez, I'm sorry. I guess we owe you guys an apology.
Bizarro Drew: Think nothing of it. We're actually very forgiving people without short tempers.
Bizarro George: And I'm sensitive to women's emotions.
George: I still feel bad. How about we order a pizza and forget about it?
Bizarro George: I'm sorry, I don't like pizza.
Drew: But we love pizza. Oh. Right. The alternate dimension thing.
George: How would you guys like to open up the show?
Bizarro Drew: No thanks. We're kind of camera shy and don't like being the center of attention.
Bizarro George: And I have never ever fantasized about Drew's mother.
Drew: [Angrily turns to George] Son of a...