- Heather: I was just wondering. Do you have a girlfriend?
- George: Oh, uh...
- George's Brain: All right George, time to let her down easy. Wait a minute, what if she was asking for her friend, Carmen Electra? I'm only assuming that if Carmen Electra was interested in me, she'd be too shy to ask for herself. Very sneaky, Carmen, sending in Heather to do you reconnaissance work. All right, I'll play along.
- George: I got this weird vibe from her. Check this out. Before she left, she said, "I'm only 19." So I don't know if that was, "If you have apprehensions about dating a 19-year-old, I'm telling you now, " or if she was saying, "Hey, let me sweeten the deal a little bit. I'm only 19. Huh? Trump card. Yathze. Double bluff. Jenga. Check."
- Drew: You think she was using her age as a bargaining chip?
- George: Well 20 is usually the age where girls realize I'm not a good catch.
- Heather: Wait, you forgot our anniversary, didn't you?
- George: This is not our anniversary.
- Heather: I can't believe you. I thought you were different, but you're all the same, only thinking about yourself. You better be careful. If you don't start treating me with some respect... in about two years, I'll start thinking about leaving you!