Karen Liddy: Heather

Quotes 

• Heather : I was just wondering. Do you have a girlfriend?

  George : Oh, uh...

  George's Brain : All right George, time to let her down easy. Wait a minute, what if she was asking for her friend, Carmen Electra? I'm only assuming that if Carmen Electra was interested in me, she'd be too shy to ask for herself. Very sneaky, Carmen, sending in Heather to do you reconnaissance work. All right, I'll play along.

• Heather : Wait, you forgot our anniversary, didn't you?

  George : This is not our anniversary.

  Heather : I can't believe you. I thought you were different, but you're all the same, only thinking about yourself. You better be careful. If you don't start treating me with some respect... in about two years, I'll start thinking about leaving you!