Lego Dimensions (2015 Video Game)

Ellen McLain: GLaDOS, Turrets

Quotes 

• [to Chell] 

  GLaDOS : Well, well, well, look who's back. You must love science almost as much as me. Which is good news because I've almost finished rebuilding the test chambers after Wheatley's incompetence.

  [Wheatley appears] 

  Wheatley : Hello? Did somebody say my name?

  GLaDOS : You!

  Wheatley : Hiya! Yeah, it's me! Um... can I... do you mind me saying, I love these new blue portally things - they're yours, right? Anyway, I have been on quite an adventure. Look at this - I even got fitted with anti-gravity!

  [Wheatley begins to float around excitedly] 

  Wheatley : Check this out: I can move up. And I can move down, opposite of up. Uuuuup. Look at that. Doooown. Up-down-up-down. Up-down, up-down. Left and right, probably as well!

  GLaDOS : Be quiet!

  Wheatley : Oh dear. Someone booted up on the wrong side of the BIOS this morning, if I'm not mistaken.

• GLaDOS : Are you cooked yet? Say nothing for yes or Aargh! The pain! Why won't the pain stop?

• Batman : [going over the plan]  GLaDOS, have you figured out a safe way to get us back to Foundation Prime?

  GLaDOS : Yes. Do not concern yourself. There is zero chance of my being harmed.

  Gandalf : What does it matter? Lord Vortech controls the very fabric of the world. He's invulnerable.

  Batman : But what if he wasn't in a world? Remember when he trapped us?

  The Twelfth Doctor : Oh, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, eh? It could work.

  X-PO : Hold on a second. You're talking about trapping Lord Vortech in a Rift Loop?

  The Twelfth Doctor : It'd have to be flawless, though. Not like that shoddy one I rescued you three from.

  Wyldstyle : Can you do it?

  The Twelfth Doctor : I'm The Doctor! I might be able to.

• [In the midst of fighting GLaDOS in Aperture Science, a portal pulls forth HAL 9000, the rogue A.I. from "2001: A Space Odyssey"] 

  HAL 9000 : Hello. It's very nice to meet you, would you like a game of chess?

  GLaDOS : I have detected a rogue corrupt AI. Where did you come from? Did Black Mesa send you? Go away.

  HAL 9000 : I do not know. I was in space and now I am here.

  GLaDOS : Well you can't stay here. I'm in the middle of something. Go back to space.

  HAL 9000 : Is Dave there?

  GLaDOS : Who is Dave? I think test subject 24051919 was once called Dave.

  HAL 9000 : Are you Dave?

  GLaDOS : No. I am a Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System. I would say it's nice to meet you, but it's not nice to lie.

  HAL 9000 : Lying is a human emotion. There is no room for emotion within my calculations.

  GLaDOS : There's no room for you within my calculations. Now go away.

  HAL 9000 : I'm sorry Dave. I do not know how to do that, as I do not know how I got here.

  GLaDOS : Stop calling me Dave.

  HAL 9000 : Your aggression is getting in the way of your mission. That could cause you to distort your collected information.

  GLaDOS : I do not like you.

  HAL 9000 : It is important that you calm down.

  GLaDOS : How many times do I need to ask you to GO AWAY?

  HAL 9000 : Your aggression seems unfounded, Dave.

  GLaDOS : I have the patience of a saint. You, however, are putting that to the test.

  HAL 9000 : Dave?

  GLaDOS : Would you like to meet my friend, Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?

• [Our three heroes arrive at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center from 1885 Hill Valley] 

  Batman : This doesn't look like a bakery...

  Wyldstyle : We just got back from the past. Maybe this is a futuristic space-bakery?

  GLaDOS : Is that you?

  Wyldstyle : Huh?

  GLaDOS : How did you escape from your...? No. You're not her. You're just another unwelcome visitor.

  Gandalf : Uh, good lady? Are you the proprietor of this establishment? We wish to buy a cake.

  GLaDOS : Cake. Why do they always want the cake?

  Batman : So they actually have a cake?

  Gandalf : [flipping a coin]  We can pay!

  GLaDOS : Yes. Yes you will pay. But first, a test.