Celebrity Deathmatch (TV Series)

Where Is Stallone? (1998)

Mae Bono: Rosie O'Donnell

Quotes 

• Mills Lane : Okay, I've explained the rules to you both, several times. I expect a tough, clean fight. Obey my command at all times. Any questions?

  Oprah Winfrey : I have one, Mr. Lane. Whose butt does Rosie kiss more? Tom Cruise, or Barbra Streisand?

  Rosie O'Donnell : I've got another one, which is more pathetic? Oprah's show, or her stupid weight obsession?

  Oprah Winfrey : How about this one, Mr. Lane. Who would you rather have sex with? Rosie, or Free Willy?

  Mills Lane : Uh... uh, let's get it on!

• Rosie O'Donnell : I just want to say that I'm actually a huge fan of Oprah's. I have followed her career closely, I keep a scrapbook of all her accomplishments. That's why its gonna be a special honor for me to snap her thick turkey neck.

• Oprah Winfrey : Come on Rosie, how about a nice delicious King Ding?

  Rosie O'Donnell : King Dings! Ooooh, gimme, gimme the King Dings!

  [runs face first into the turnbuckle]